105 Weird Would You Rather Questions Naughty [2024]

Weird Would You Rather Questions can be a good way to test how flexible your friends are, or even how flexible you are as an individual. Weird would you rather questions can be used in a variety of different settings, like at a party or during a family dinner.

List Of Weird Would You Rather Questions (with naughty touch)🤭

Here at Weird Would You Rather Questions we like to think outside the box. We have some interesting and fun questions to ask each other, friends, colleagues, and family members.

Would you rather be locked in a room with Steve Jobs or Elon Musk?

Would you rather be a deer or a rabbit?

Would you rather your shirts be always two sizes too big or one size too small?

Would you rather always know exactly what time it is or always know which direction you are facing?

Would you rather have a pet elephant or a pet tiger?

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Would you rather be a vegetarian, or have a language that only you understand?

Would you rather live in a country where the government controls everything, or have total freedom to do whatever you want?

Would you rather be eaten by a bear, or die from having your arm torn off?

Would you rather have sex with a virgin, or with an old person?

Would you rather be shot dead by an assassin, or get hit by a truck?

Would you rather have sex with a stranger or your best friend?

Would you rather be handcuffed to your partner, or be allowed to touch them wherever they want?

Would you rather go on a trip around the world that lasts forever, or live for one day without food?

Would you rather have sex with someone of the same sex as you or different sex?

Would you rather spend an entire day at the beach with your crush/friend/family member, or stay home and watch TV?

Would you rather just be friends with someone who is attractive to you and has other attractive qualities, or be attracted to them but still be friends with them?

Would you rather watch your daughter die in childbirth, or lose both your eyesight and hearing?

Would you rather be a man or a woman?

Would you rather accidentally kill your family or have sex with a stranger?

Would you rather have the ability to change your hair color at will or the color of your clothes at will?

Would you rather be eaten by a shark or have sex with a celebrity?

Would you rather be the first man on Mars or the first woman on Mars?

Would you rather have a penis bigger than your head or an enormous clitoris?

Would you rather have no friends and everyone hates you, or be the smartest person in the world and people love to be around you?

Would you rather have an IQ of 150 or a penis that is 8 inches long?

Would you rather never see your parents again, or never see your parents again but get $10,000? 

Would you rather never see your pet again, or never see your pet again but get $100,000? 

Would you rather never see any of your family again, but get $1 million dollars from their estate? 

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Would you rather be married to someone who doesn’t love you and has been cheating on you for years, or stays single forever and never knows what it’s like to feel loved and cared for by another person?

Would you rather have a penis or vagina?

Would you rather get married and have sex once a month, or never get married and have sex every day?

Would you rather never have children, or have 10 children with 10 different fathers?

Would you rather live in the mountains and never see anyone else, or live on the beach and never see anyone at all?

Would you rather be able to carry out an action perfectly, or be able to perform it perfectly but not know how to do it?

Would you rather all electrical devices mysteriously stop working or the governments of the world are only run by people going through puberty?

Would you rather live life as an amputee without arms and legs, or without sight and sound?

Would you rather fall off a cliff into a river and drown, or be pushed off one by one by men with spears until death comes to them all at once?

Would you rather find ten dollars on the ground or find all your missing socks?

Would you rather never have to wash your clothes again, or never have to eat again?

Would you rather fight an angry 15ft anaconda to the death or 15 angry koalas to the death?

Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons?

Would you rather be able to jump really high, or walk really far?

Would you rather be able to fly, or swim faster than any other animal alive today? (Bonus: answer: swim faster).

Would you rather be able to do magic, or control time and space? (Bonus: answer: control time and space).

Would you rather eat a box of dry spaghetti noodles or two cups of uncooked rice?

Would you rather have a magic wand and be able to make people do whatever you want, or would you rather be able to fly?

Would you rather have the power of invisibility, or the ability to read a person’s mind?

Would you rather have hands that kept growing as you got older or feet that kept growing as you got older?

Would you rather be forced to speak in a single different accent not of your choosing forever or speak in a random different accent whenever you wake up for one year?

Would you rather be able to create perfect clones of yourself, or the ability to turn into anything?

Would you rather have super strength and speed, super intelligence, or both?

Would you rather not be able to open any closed doors (locked or unlocked) or not be able to close any open doors?

Would you rather be a mermaid or a unicorn?

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Would you rather be able to fly or never get sick?

Would you rather have a 100 IQ or a hundred billion dollars?

Would you rather be good at math or good at sex?

Would you rather spend all day naked or all night naked?

Would you rather have the ability to read minds or the ability to control minds?

Would you rather know everything about your future or nothing at all? 

Would you rather freeze time, or die in an instant? 

Would you rather be invisible, or look amazing even when wearing terrible clothes? 

Would you rather have the ability to fly, but only be able to fly through the house, and not out of it? 

Would you rather live forever until someone kills you, or die when they are ready for us to die?

Would you rather have plants grow at 30 times their normal rate when you are near them or for people and animals to stop aging when you are near them?

Would you rather be invisible or have the power to fly?

Would you rather have your whole life flash before your eyes or live in a world where nothing ever happens?

Would you rather die of old age or be killed by an asteroid?

Would you rather always feel like someone is following you, but no one is, or always feel like someone is watching you, even though no one is?

Would you rather eat some chocolate that was 100% pure cocoa bean butter or eat some chocolate that was completely free of any type of fat, sugar, or preservatives?

Would you rather live in a house with see-through walls in a city or in the same see-through house but in the middle of a forest far from civilization?

Would you rather live on $100 per day for the rest of your life than suddenly have $1 million dollars in your bank account right now?

Would you rather live with no money at all for the rest of your life than suddenly having $1 million dollars in your bank account right now?

Would you rather have every cat or dog that gets lost end up at your house or everyone’s clothes that they forget in the dryer get teleported to your house?

Would you rather spend a day at the naked beach or in the city with naked people roaming in streets? 

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Would you rather travel around the world or visit all 50 states? 

Would you rather die a slow death by cancer or one that came on suddenly? 

Would you rather blink twice the normal rate or not be able to blink for 5 minutes but then have to close your eyes for 10 seconds every 5 minutes?

Would you rather wake up alone or wake up and find out your best friend is dead? 

Would you rather live in a house with animals, people, and plants, or a house with only animals and plants?

Would you rather all plants scream when you cut them / pick their fruit or animals beg for their lives before they are killed?

Would you rather have a pair of shoes that look like they were made for you or a pair of shoes that look like they were made for them?

Would you rather be the first to get a phone call from your crush or be the last to know about an important event?

Would you rather be a model or a writer?

Would you rather have a chance to live in paradise for the rest of your life, or to have all the money in the world?

Would you rather be in an ordinary family, or one that has been written about in books?

Would you rather have three wishes, or one wish and become a billionaire?

Would you rather live in a house with no doors and windows, or one with all the modern conveniences?

Would you rather be known as “The Crazy One” or “The Quiet One?”

Would you rather spend the rest of your life with someone who loves and cares for you, or someone who is nothing but an empty shell?

Would you rather have all animals feel compelled to obey you if you come within 10 feet of them or be given the opportunity to genetically design a pet that will be loyal only to you with the combined DNA of three animals?

Would you rather play with a bunch of stuffed animals or go to the zoo?

Would you rather go on vacation to Hawaii with your best friend, your sister, or your mom?

Would you rather be able to see through walls but not windows or stay the same as you are now?

Would you rather wake up every morning with a new hundred-dollar bill in your pocket but not know where it came from or wake up every morning with a new fifty-dollar bill in your pocket and know where it comes from?

Would you rather win $500 cash or go on a cruise for two weeks?

Would you rather get a makeover at home or in public?

Would you rather have unlimited access to all forms of entertainment known to man (Movies, TV Shows, Video Games) or unlimited access to all forms of entertainment known to man (Movies, TV Shows, Video Games) but only in one country (Japan)?

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Would you rather everything you dream each night come true when you wake up or everything a randomly chosen person dreams each night come true when they wake up?

Would you rather be able to do the splits in mid-air or be able to flip over backward?

Would you rather be able to see five seconds into the future or know what your future spouse looks like?

Would you rather be able to read minds or fly?

Would you rather be able to teleport yourself in any direction at will or change the outcome of any election?

Would you rather live forever as a dog or an elephant?

Would you rather have all of your time frozen in place and not age at all, even though this would kill everyone else around you, or have time move at normal speed but still age just as fast as everyone else around you?